The funniest music jokes for musicians really make me laugh ’til I cry. I’m going to post them because I can, even if many of you won’t get them.
Here’s a short rant: It really makes me mad that I can’t tell these jokes to my non-musician friends. ‘Cause they’re really funny. The most I can explain is that most of these jokes involve “spelling” chords. When you write out a chord, you call that process “spelling” a chord. I WISH YOU UNDERSTOOD THEM. If you get any of them, I will jump for joy.
So please, go find a musical friend to read them with you so they can giggle…and then tell you why it’s funny.
(That makes him “suspended”. – Min)
What does F-A-C-E spell?
- F Major 7
A, C, and E walk into a bar and the bartender yells, “Hey! We don’t serve minors in here!”
How many 2nd violinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, they can’t reach that high!