(Tree hunched over under the weight of the snow.)
I know I’ve been ranting about snow. But here is WHY.
Spring snow is DANGEROUS.
Not that other snow isn’t dangerous. But Spring snow is wet and heavy and causes problems!
Like last night, I had to drive home from Wyoming and there was a BLIZZARD. Just outside the stateline, there were THREE huge accidents and idiots driving at 65…on snow…and ice…where traction is seriously like, what? ZERO.
I drove at 30 mph the whole time, stopped periodically to clean ice off my windshield.
But if I hadn’t I’d be stuck in WYOMING today. Nothing wrong with Wyoming, but OMG, all roads between FoCo and Wyoming are CLOSED this morning.
And then the poor tree in my front yard is stooped over like a grandfather, LOOK:
I’m going to have to go beat the snow off the branches so those cute little green buds can breathe…and I can walk to my car. Or I could go through the garage. But I’m complaining here.
It’s May now. STOP SNOWING! GIMME FLOWERS!
Please go away.
Snow-weary Floridian transplant